For the second year running we've decided to recognise a completely fictional but incredibly delightful event, Blue Monday.
Blue Monday is the #alternativefact that around the 3rd Monday of January, people are at their potential most downbeat of the year... they're broke from Xmas, January pay is still a week away, it's cold and dark. The latter points i assume don't apply in Australia.
So to brighten up the minds and stomachs of people for the second year running, we became glutenous on Pizza. We upped the order by 20% this year, and still it was all gone within 45 minutes.
Next year we're going to need a bigger boat.